Mom: J, we need to get you through Algebra 1 so you can take the PSAT next year.
J: What's the PSAT
Mom: It is the pre-SAT. Remember you need to take the SAT for college. If you do well on the PSAT you can get scholarships etc.
J: Really?
Mom: Yes, I was a National Merit Scholar and was automatically accepted into the colleges I applied for and received a few full scholarships.
J: (Looks at mom amazed or shocked, one of the two)
Mom: I know I may not look like it but your mom is one smart cookie.
J: (pointing to self) smart cookie!
C has walked in during the end of this conversation....
Mom turns to C: C, are you a smart cookie?
C: I'm a tough cookie,... but I don't know if I am a smart cookie.
At this point all I can do is laugh. How does he come up with these witty replies so quickly? LOL!
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